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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. One day, Carlos asked Jose: “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?” “Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose. Carlos’ sign reads: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.” Jose says: “no wonder you only get $2-3.” ‘Carlos says: “So what does your sign say then?” Jose shows Carlos his sign – it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico”

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