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A small boy is sent to bed by his mother... [Five minutes later] "Mom..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Mom..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY... Can I have a glass of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Mom..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

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