We in social networks

Jokes Central

Only best jokes and funny stories!

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married." The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!" The woman says, "GOOD ....get your own darn blanket!!!"

Comment, please!

Previous Joke
A man realized he needed to purchase a h ...
Next Joke
A college teacher reminds her class of t ...
Please, like our page in Social Networks!
Subscribe on our page in social networks and read funny stories and jokes in your feed. Don't forget to share our page with your friends!
Stories by a publish date:
Today Yesterday Recently